Due to the new regulations in the NFL (once again the Steelers are just too mean...yes our imposing wide receiver Hines Ward put a wooping on some lil defensive players and I guess they don't think it's nice, but it isn't a problem if someone tried to make him swallow teeth...soooo here we go again...remember the 70's rule changes courtesy of the Steel Curtain and Mel Blount? COME ON PEOPLE THIS IS FOOTBALL, if you continue to dilute American Football we may as well should just pack it up, move to San Francisco, start speaking French and wait for our stimulus check!) well, if the NFL will not consider Jack Lambert's suggestion of putting dresses on the quarterbacks, lets just upgrade the uniform so we can let football be a FULL CONTACT SPORT AGAIN! and let the Steelers do what they do best DOMINATE!...to borrow a phrase from Tom Hanks, "There's no crying in football" so come on NFL wipe your noses, put some pants on, grab a beer, punch your friend and LETS PLAY SOME FOOTBALL!
