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Thursday, November 19, 2009

A Special Thanksgiving Message



Wednesday, November 4, 2009

let's sketch...eh?

stevie what have you learned?...it rubs the lotion on its skin...no, no, we go in...we kill, no, no, no...but be careful when you tell me i should draw more, my mind wonders...enjoy

Thursday, October 22, 2009

wrestling rosie o'donnell


drawing rosie always relieves me stress

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Hines Ward art



preliminary sketch...painting coming soon...he is the total package football player..with something that can't be taught...HEART...

REMEMBER "In football, retreat is impossible, to lose is as ignoble as it is foolish. above all else remember that we as steelers fans have the initiative, we know exactly what we are going to do, while the enemy is ignorant of our intentions and can only parry our blows. We must retain this tremendous advantage by always attacking rapidly, ruthlessly, viciously, and without rest. No bastard ever won a football game by dying for his team. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his team. A steeler fan must know his destiny. if he does not recognize it, then he is lost. By this I mean, once, twice, or at the very most, three times, fate will reach out and tap a steeler fan on the shoulder. if he has the imagination, he will turn around and fate will point out to him what fork in the road he should take, if he has the guts, he will take it. yes patton was a STEELERS FAN...GO STEELER NATION!!!!!! aaaaahhhhhhhh"

Friday, August 21, 2009

Trailer Park Boys: countdown to liquor day caricatures




i really dig this show and looking forward to the new movie...here is Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles...more trailer park boys art to come...

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

New NFL Attire























Due to the new regulations in the NFL (once again the Steelers are just too mean...yes our imposing wide receiver Hines Ward put a wooping on some lil defensive players and I guess they don't think it's nice, but it isn't a problem if someone tried to make him swallow teeth...soooo here we go again...remember the 70's rule changes courtesy of the Steel Curtain and Mel Blount? COME ON PEOPLE THIS IS FOOTBALL, if you continue to dilute American Football we may as well should just pack it up, move to San Francisco, start speaking French and wait for our stimulus check!) well, if the NFL will not consider Jack Lambert's suggestion of putting dresses on the quarterbacks, lets just upgrade the uniform so we can let football be a FULL CONTACT SPORT AGAIN! and let the Steelers do what they do best DOMINATE!...to borrow a phrase from Tom Hanks, "There's no crying in football" so come on NFL wipe your noses, put some pants on, grab a beer, punch your friend and LETS PLAY SOME FOOTBALL!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

WALT'S TAVERN




















this is a recent job...if you are ever in the Conneaut Lake, PA area stop on over at WALT'S TAVERN on Route 618 the west side of the lake. They are good people and Pittsburgh Steelers supporters.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Steeler Poster













PITTSBURGH'S GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL,AHHHHHHHH!!!!...they say lookout for fitzgerald...well just ask willis mcgahee from the ravens about catching passes across the middle. OH HOW SWEET IT IS!!!

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

OPRAH cartoon


















3 names that never come up in a sentence - OPRAH, ROSIE ODONNELL & MAO
 (mao & oprah from the zombies ate my headline book)

NIXON the other tapes









wilford brimley bares all?

CASTRO never ending speech























castro real or zombie?

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Casey Hampton - The Insurmountable Phenomenon


















night-time sketch

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Mike Tomlin























lunch-time sketch

Thursday, July 31, 2008

louis lipps

bob sanders 07



steelers 01

browns 01

steelers 04

browns 04

browns 05